JiLG.ART https://jilg.art Christian Cartoonist Dr. Jacob JiLG, Doctorate, Computers, Wisdom Fri, 03 Jan 2025 15:06:48 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 https://jilg.art/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/cropped-IMG_0441-32x32.png JiLG.ART https://jilg.art 32 32 🧸💌 Wanna Date? https://jilg.art/date/ Fri, 03 Jan 2025 15:06:48 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=338 Hello! 🩵 I am Jacob Jı̊LG!

Meta Charset Always UTF-8

5 WordPress blogs edited
by World Traveler Jacob JiLG
on  Apple iPhone
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Vista Emoji 🍎 Apple iPhone

🐈 🐾 Sı̊LLY Kı̊TTY 🐈‍⬛ 🐾
historically predates
🏔🪧 SOUTH PARK ⛄ 👲💁‍♂️😭🧒

It’s my own assumption currently for now until I meet Trey Parker. wanna date me? 🧸💌

🚀 Destiny is already there future in past tense.

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– Dr. Jacob JiLG

From Rags back to Ranchero + Doctorate in Computer Arts

When I say I will do something, I do it!

❤ The 1 God is Immanuel who rules us as 1, and the 1 Resurrection.

🐷 Dan 🐈 Jake ↗ (me) 🐈‍⬛ Tom
My IRL childhood farm pets “Bear” German Black-Sheprador and “Computer Chip” Calico, longest life farm pets from up until after college 🐾🌈 Outlived my parents! 💀💀 God rest both my parents. 💐💐

I’ve been writing my comix book since I was 5 or 6 till age 10 with my Mom.

The Matrix has been warping and mutating my artwork to ugly for many years, but treasures built up in Heaven are an eternal keepsake locked.

🐈 🐾 Sı̊LLY Kı̊TTY 🐈‍⬛ 🐾
historically predates
🏔🪧 SOUTH PARK ⛄ 👲💁‍♂️😭🧒

It’s my own assumption currently for now until I meet Trey Parker. wanna date me? 🧸💌

I don’t edit Wikipedia, but future goal: I’d like to confirm stories with Trey Parker (in person) sometime at San Diego ComicCon, or something…

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo! 💩
No Maggy! That’s not a banana! Can you say D’OH? Come on Maggy! Say D’OH for Daddy!

Wayback since before my childhood favorite (1990s) South Park, I made comix with my mom, 1988ish, 1992ish, a baby 5ish or 8ish years old.

Thumbnail Stage is the rough sketch before the Blueline sketch.
Blueline sketch is the sketch before the Graphix sketch.
Hauvu for secret society “The Garf Fellows” 👁 The Lascaux Cave Paintings of Le Chatte L’Garftet 🐾 Hauvu.com/aha
Artists work more hours than you do!
Leave it to me! When you are not strong! I’ll be your friend! I’ll let you lean on me!
Moorish Law writes: In order for anyone to claim to know the beliefs of Islam, or even claim to be Islam, one must at least 1 time in our 1 lifetime: ✈ Pilgrimage to Mecca, and see the home of Immanuel “Jesus” (aka: Issa of Zion, the Lamb) at least once, first and foremost!! 🕋 #MeccaVirgin #TheMostImportantDestiny #LazarusOfBethany #OnMyBucketList #SpiritualJourney #Mecca

The 5 churches of Xion: Israel, Catholic, Christian, Mormon, “Islam”. Islam is Israel, but with Christ added, and The Resurrection, and in Arabic rather than Germanic or Latin, but don’t take my word for it BECAUSE I have to visit Mecca at least once before I die, and before making rigid spiritual claims.

I don’t understand.
Know Your Meme
TV Ruled Your Perception of World History

2 brothers, I am 1 uncle of 5 nephews
+ 2 higher-testosterone lady in-law sisters
(my 2 bros’ 2 wives)
1/2 bro + 1/2 bro
🧸 all male generation family 🧸

Calvin Levi Adam Oliver Evan
💦 If you sprinkle while you tickle, Please be a 🧸 sweetie 💕 and clean the seatie!! 🐻 🚽 🐻 🧻 Install a home urinal before the boys turn teenagers!! 💪🐯

I hope they install home urinals (for their moms’ sake), before the 5 nephews graduate to go to high school. In 2014ish they were all 5 babies and toddlers. The 5 nephews are all teenish now!!

Rick and Morty 🟢 AdultSwim.com/videos

Internal clock is ticking?

Eat sh**!! I’m killing time!! (2014)
Jedi are forbidden to marriage, but Anakin Skywalker had a secret marriage, and murdered many Jedi “Younglings” which made him a “Sith Lord” Dark Side (Evil Jedi) “Darth Vader”.
Popular Greek Hermes Messenger of God

Hermes is huge Mythological Greek influence on (houses permanently without roommates) “Hermitage Culture”. Hermes was in Aniad, Odyssey, Illiad, Purgatorio, Paradisio, and the Divine Comedy. (Mytho = Story = Comedy)

🐸 “Bouncey Fish” started in the Oligocene Epoch 33,000,000 BC

A hermit for life, my wife has always been “the good of artwork” and I personally named her Vēvēanne (maiden name: Pivots, middle name: Peachy)

Vivify [Latin] Comes to life, Anne = my wife “analogue” (a wife “equivalent”)

I vowed to cherish her, and maintenance her, and in times of emergency, do keep her in my heart until I may totally rebuild her, till death, and we meet again in Heaven.

You are my inner-peace, Peachy! 😮

I’m gonna get me a  MacBook.

PC can run a Mac, but it’s hacky virtualware stuff.

Every  Mac can install many multiple OS in boot camp, Windows, Linux Distros, Etc. (such as my Favorite Ubuntu || Exclusively Xbuntu for Pre2000 Old PCs) Etc.

#American 🇺🇸 #Apple #iPhone #World #BootCamp


My current position illustrated: Pizza Ranch
I got super good at budgeting hotels since 2020 (win!) “in between bedrooms” NEVER ONCE ACTUALLY HOMELESS EVER!!

Me and my Brothers “Smart” (Mobile Computer) Cellphones, these are being mischievously “hacked” way too frequently by a Greek Tele Tech meant for Greek Tele only, and this mature deed is rather Greek Peda, yet demanding of Quasi (Maximum) Tele Justice (Tried as adult) Penalty Residence (Fed Prison).

Porky was “Brian” dog character, but he was my brother Tom’s Welsh Corgi, and I later decided to go home and change my “Brian” dog character to my good ol’ farm dog Bear. 🐾
Still no toys this year ya darn kids… The hidden terrorists were torturing the hard working “workers” from their (cool shit tech maker) “workshop” tiny homes, ever since 2010 (14 year struggle). Pray for the 1 more quintessential year, to must we soon capture the wicked terrorists to be deported. (the hidden cowardly f*ckers!!)
Happiest Year of my life!! 2025, and I waited 42 winter seasons for it!! Fleetwood Mac – Landslide [Lyrics]
Hauvu has an elusive twin litter sister named DejaVu!
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Jacob2Back40 https://jilg.art/jacob2back40/ Fri, 20 Dec 2024 12:50:24 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=422 ❤ blood (non toxic) 🩵 fresh air (non toxic) 🐝 Doctorate!

OR ELSE:

💜 blood (toxic) 🖤 air (toxic) 💩 attitude (bad)
🚬💩🍺 20 years (recovery) to pee my blood soot from spleenery, etc.

Described from my IRL personal MENTAL HEALTH Experience 20 Years.

Spleenery = Endocrine (Liver Kidneys Urine)

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The Bible (Cheat Sheet) https://jilg.art/the-bible/ Mon, 25 Nov 2024 02:10:12 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=523 Vivify means “Command to Come Alive”.
Resurrect means “Get ready to Come Alive”.
Revive means “They are alive!”

🌀The Tora Passed On By Me 👈 My Mitzvah ”Good Deed” To You!!

🍏 5 = 5, but 🐍 says 5 = 6! ☦ so juveniles all know 🕎 8 days in candles, and remember 10 = Commandments ALWAYS 10, 5 = 🧔🏻‍♀️, 6 = ✡, 7 = 🔯 YOU WON! (always and amen!) 💕🏛🍎 🐝🐝 Mur perfume is composed of sweet things like bee honey, so 🎄 🎅🏼🎁 Mur perfume to mask the smell of baby booty poo! 🎅🏿🎁 Gold to fund your family years! 🎅🎁 Frank (honest) Incense (party perfume), to always remember to keep an (open) Joyous Mood, Always! 🫏🎄 “Merry Christmas” is “Sheng dan jie kuai le” ✨⭐✨

Merry ⭐ Christmas! 🌙
✨ (圣诞节快乐) ✨

Ya and Yes! (- RVEAD M0EЯ -) Ja unt Jah!


✝ Jesus Christ of Nazareth ⭐🎄🎁🎁🎁
🗓🎅🏼 ( 5 BC – 28 AD ) 📆🏝
👁 The 1 Creator
👩‍🍼 Immanuel, son of Virgin Mary and God
🛠 a carpenter
and a Holy Man 🕎 “Rabbi”

  1. Genesis 🫅🏼 I exist! I must be a prince!
  2. Exodus 𓄿𓂀🧎 Oh noes! I’m a slave!
  3. Leviticus 🏃𓄿𓂀 I’m leave all of this!
  4. Numbers 🍜 Mana Ramen and Quail 🤢
    2 + 2 = 4, unless in math of Respect Love Honor Boundaries Trust Favor Liberty Justice Fairness Joy Taste Spite Etc.
  5. ⭐ Deuteronomy 🪦🧔🏼🪦 The 2 Tablets, The 10 Commandments, The 1 God, 1 Food, 1 Color of our Blood Water, No other gods, 1 Super Good = Be “Open” : “Love all neighbors”, Requite everybody’s unconitional Love of Me, 5 Books, [Greek] Pent: 5 = 5
    🐍 Serpent: 5 ≠ 5 (aka lie)
    Mongoose! 🦝 Repent: Oh! It truly is 5 = 5, and terribly sorry for being inappropriate 🙂 thanks for understanding, etc.
  6. Oopsie More 4. Book of Numbers 🐍 David, Joshua, Etc. ✡ War, Feud, Malthusianism, Eugenics (6 pointed star)
  7. Son of David = Solomon, Forgiveness, Judgement and Justice 🔯 Treaty (7 pointed star)

New Testament:

  1. ⭐ Immanuel is born! 🎅🏼🌲🎁🎁🎁
  2. Gospels:
    🐍 There was no Immanuel, only Jesus a nobody.
  3. Passion ✡🏛✝ Crucifixion
  4. The Ascension 🔥 The Harrowing
  5. 🏝 The Ressurection ⭐

The Bible #Bible #TheEntireBible #BibleStudy #CheatSheets #BibleCode #The #Torah #Pentateuch #Testament #Gospels #Holy #Literacy #Good #God #Jesus #JesusOfNazareth #WeBelieve #TheNewTestament #BookOfMormon #TheQuran #OneLove #OneGood #OneFamily #OneGood #OneGoodOfAll #IcebergToFollow #LoL #Amen #PleaseShare

✝ Jesus Christ of Nazareth ⭐🎄🎁🎁🎁
🗓🎅🏼 ( 5 BC – 28 AD ) 📆🏝
👁 The 1 Creator
👩‍🍼 Immanuel, son of Virgin Mary and God
🛠 a carpenter
and a Holy Man 🕎 “Rabbi”

Apostles, the “clique” (closest friends) of Jesus Christ

  1. Peter 🎣 fisherman
  2. Andrew 🎣 fisherman
  3. James1 👲 pilgrim
  4. John 🎣 fisherman
  5. Philip 📖 cleric
  6. Bartholomew 📚 architect
  7. Jude 🐐 farmer
  8. Thomas 👁 prophet
  9. Matthew 💵 accountant
  10. James2 🌿 pharmacist
  11. Simon 🎏 fisherman
  12. Judas 💰 treasurer

All Apostles were the first ⚜ Saints yes even Judas, for without their 100% Innocence the wooden cross would have been an Iron (permanent) Cross. ❤

bible “scribe”: Dr. Jacob Dean

Furthermore:

🧑‍🌾 SSA Disability or FREE Education? 🤠

🚀 Without FREE Education, we will need more money in the SSA, because everybody is now slow as molasses, and as helpless as the Colorado Jackaufasaur.

🤔 I feel I’m in a Web Nexxus online sometimes where I can’t find EXAMPLE specificbible references” or how to spell certain pop words, and according to Google, I’m among the ≈500,000,000 adult vlog bloggers to have made such SAME bible “tells” on the same day others have.  I think Gen X “The Chosen” is a global generational spiritual 1 family = We all bleed the same, etc. 🎓 Graduation Thing 🐨✈📚

Scott me up Beamie!
– A Space Captain (Dean)

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Facebook Ninja Santa https://jilg.art/facebook-ninja-santa/ Fri, 15 Nov 2024 22:00:35 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=1216

I took 700 dollars of your smart phone USBs because those were meant for other girls and boys on Ninja Santas Gift List! 🇯🇵🎌💣 Merry Christmas and Arigato! 👤 *poof*

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JiLG.art https://jilg.art/welcome-to-jilg-art/ https://jilg.art/welcome-to-jilg-art/#respond Sun, 20 Oct 2024 14:49:03 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=137 Jacob Jı̊LG Comix Cartoonist in His Back40, a Computer Arts Doctorate + Farmland Owner + Software Engineer ﹤/﹥ + World Famous Cat Cartoonist of 🐾 Sı̊LLY Kı̊TTY 🐾

I own MASSIVE Personal Boundaries (Land Owner) and the right to YELL AT YOU (for violating boundaries unwelcome).

I took down virginity forum when my virginity moved to Past Tense.

🔩 https://JiLG.art to Doctorate! ⚙

🪨 I got my unironic Chapter 𝕏
https://x.com/jacobjilg

🪨 I claimed my stagnant FaceBook
https://facebook.com/JacobJiLG

🪨 I squatted my YouTube
https://youtube.com/@JacobJiLG

🪨 I never been on Instagram, but it handles itself
https://instagram.com/JacobJiLG

🗿 Bal worship? No. https://chickencoward.com
I don’t care about your fertility, BUT please keep it 100 miles away from me.

🪨 TikTok, the World Cesspool of Goofballs
https://tiktok.com/@drjacobjilg

🗿 I took down “the forum” https://VirginityForum.com when my “virginity” moved to “Past Tense”.

🗿 My wife-for-life is Vēvē, Latin “Vivify” (come to life) Vēvēanne (the anne = “wife analogue”) 🍄 Peachy (Maiden Name: Pivots 🦾🎨) Veveanne Peachy Pivots

💍 Vēvē P. JiLG

🪨 Algebra = Arabic for Math
🦾 Math = Machine Nature
🗿 Algorithm = Part Life / Part Machine

🪨 https://HayTheSlough.com/ 🤠🚜🟡🐄🟡🐂🟡🦬🟡🐃💛🐎🟡🟡🐘 “Jake”, a farm boy, Son of Mark F JiLG from the 7 generations American JiLG Family Ranch of Frank JiLG, Dennis JiLG and Mark JiLG “M Brand Cattle Ranch Inc.” Thomas JiLG and Daniel JiLG

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✞ Praise Jesus! https://jilg.art/praise-jesus/ https://jilg.art/praise-jesus/#respond Wed, 09 Oct 2024 15:26:09 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=213 ❤ 1. Read Bible daily to best of your abilities!
❤ 2. Pray frequently to best of your abilities!
❤ 3. Witness Christ and GOOD willed works + Share Christ and GOOD willed works!
❤ 4. Join church! Go to church! Hear neighbors’s joyous news + Share your joyous news!

The big4 ToDo list to be healed, whole, happy, and saved forever!

— A JacobJiLG personal dialect paraphrase of Reverend Billy Graham

(continue reading the Bible, instead of assuming and lying about it, as “Draw Lots” or “Cleromancy”, etc…)


Amen! ❤ I give my hands to Jesus, may you guide and work through me to make artwork. You gifted me with talents, but I do not wish to ever squander those talents anymore on selfish pursuits. Please never let me stray from your good side EVER AGAIN and I know now you had never left no matter where I was!

❤ 🙏😔 Amen!

Helping Me Journal ❤ Hard worker + Super busy 🐝

Mark chapter 5 verse 1, Mark 5:1 (To Saint Gadarenes: 🐷 You kind sir, please then…) Return to your house and describe what great things God has done for you.”

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-MakS0v3xN1LGA7PTM22ba1GDzOrK_hF&si=EXHA_a8dJ_ZQ_qEp

God writes my code and creates my (art) computer graphical illustrations for those would not exist nor my talents if not for his endless first world miracles.

﹤/﹥ Computers can’t be built by anyone born of urinary inflammation!

#Secrets #CootiesInfections #Sin1 #Lust

💛
😡

Sin is a cruel joke.

a poem by Jacob D. Jı̊LG:

👉 ✞ Unicode
👉 ✝ Emoji
👉 † ASCII

put: Jesus first!
have: a Fleur De Lis ⚜

Software Engineer(s)
👉﹤/﹥ Unicode on media
👉</> Not if: ASCII

I work with my hands.
The best is saved for late.
Meta charset? Always UTF-8!

/* 𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗. */

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🏈🌐 The Big Game ⚽🌎 https://jilg.art/hhh/ Wed, 25 Sep 2024 18:18:43 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=383 game: https://haytheslough.com/live-for-goals/

It’s ready! Go! Goooooooooooooooooogle! You win! Ya young Doctor Gaster!

🆕 September 29th 2024 🆕 I’m NOT creating anymore content for #YouTube (𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘞𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘛𝘶𝘣𝘦). Everything FROM HERE OUT, is going in my WordPress, is going in my comix book(s). YouTube is a hassle like an addiction to soda pop. It’s bad in the long run.✌

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The life of Harvey Pekar. I can relate to the day they found a dead dolphin carcass and brought it home with them 🤣 cleveland nuts

Give me my life back, or I will slowly rewrite in a 20 years of bugs 1-by-1 back into your phone and release them as New Features.

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🌊 Tsunami 🍣🐈 https://jilg.art/tsunami/ Mon, 16 Sep 2024 21:37:17 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=294 🪖🐖 Plühaug! 🍺🐷🚬 Lufig! 🛩🛬🛫✈
🍣🐈 Hauvü! 🪖😻 Flying Up! 🛩🛬🛫✈

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Helping Me Journal ❤ Hard worker + Super busy 🐝

It took me 20 years to learn past age 20 (age 40ish), and possibly another 20+ more in the future, if I don’t love myself in God! ❤

Amen! 😊🙏 Jesus brought us home!

I toss a mountain into the ocean just to see it swim. 🐾👣 TSUNAMI! 🍣🐈‼ Now only the footprints of Jesus remain on the beach!

THE STARS ⭐ GO 9 * 1 to 45 remainder of 5 (GOOGLE Confirms Hurrah!) 🐖

THE STARS ⭐ GO 11 * 1 to 44 remainder of 6 (GOOGLE Confirms Hurrah!) 🐈

Google Server Building Towers $_GET the LOCAL NUM(int) NUMEROLOGY!

THE JOES COME HOME!!

(John 8:1218 John chapter 8 verse 12 to 18)

AND WE ALL GO MARCHING HOME! THE BOYS ARE COMING HOME! WE ALL FOLLOWED THE SAME SIGNS! WE ALL FOLLOWED THEM TO THE SAME PLACE = JESUS! ❤😍❤

#KamalaHarris #KamalaHarris2024 #EndTheWarIn2024 #HouseForJoe #BreathOfFreshAir #USA #Veterans #KensAreOk #HouseTheJoesToo ⭐ #HouseTheJoes #HousingForJoes #GIXray #GIJoes #GIJoe #GhibiliJoes #Ghibili 🇺🇸 ⭐ #TheWhiteHouse

⭐ Presidents incite the war, but they always send the poor. ⭐ Why do they always send the poor? ⭐ It might be “poor” to claim 🧸 Our Kind 🏛 The White House 🇺🇸 should be represented by a confused REDish and lecherous angry /b/ celebrity, but what do I know?

For a time, I’d go through LOW waves of ☹ WANTING TO “GO HOME” EARLY ☁ and 😮 NOW I SEE 🤣 when I was in the LOW, I was in fact ALREADY 💀 DEAD!! I was Luke Skywalker (Prophet Jeremiah) waiting for a kind wise “YODA” (Ebed Melch) to teach 🕶ME🧑‍🦯 to seek JESUS ❤ and My SWEET CHRIST IMMANUEL, he REVEALED TO ME 😮 he was my father with me and caring for me all this while, and God blessed Me to lift my X-Wing from the (George Lucas) Star Wars Degoba mud hole. 🐝 God also did let me take my kind father’s credit. 💡

Epiphany! Good is ONE SIDED! Symbolically, I live in a fine machine system! If I turn bad, The whole machine turns bad!

⚙ ✞ ﹤/﹥ END TAIL ✄↝ 🍣🐈

My living spark ember of a dream job, Hauvü the Silly Kitty (French for: A Flying Feeling)… I wanna be a cartoonist. (my childhood dream job 🛩 was a pilot 1988 / cartoonist 1994) 🪖

TSynopsis + UTF8 Japanese Graphical Emojis: 🕔🏀 Count only wins. 🧱 Masonry small goals until they make ⚽🥅🏟 BIG WINS! (Guroooooooooooal!) 📣 And never fight TO win 🏈 because: GOOD﹤/﹥FIGHT = Opposites; HOWEVER: 🔭 Look ahead ⛳ Peacefully go around the obstacles.🏌🌞 Long days = fulfilling days 🚜🟡🐂 and the losses are cleared each morning. 🏀🕘 Certain 🩵 Rivers run deep IN us all ❤🙏 Super thanks! && THEN

🙏 Super thanks and Amen!

Hurry up little Bambers!

God bless the USA!! 🏃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏁💥🩵❤🏃‍♂️➡🇺🇸🇻🇮🇺🇸 🧙🏠

DO: Luke 8:39

ME TELL: SUPER THANK WORLD and forever my Sweet Christ kind loving Jesus!!

⚙ ﹤/﹥ END TAIL 😈

🍣🐈

2020s ✞ ﹤/﹥
2025ish?

1990s

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Math Glitches https://jilg.art/math-glitches/ https://jilg.art/math-glitches/#respond Thu, 29 Aug 2024 16:30:04 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=170 I’m keeping a JS Fiddle Diary of common software Level MATH GLITCHES which run as deep as rooted to Binary algorithms.

I learned of a few while scrolling 𝕏 (Twitter).

https://jilg.art/math-glitches

I made this on my iPhone. It’s NOT my workstation of choice.

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idle hands = devil’s new victim 👿 https://jilg.art/idle-hands/ Thu, 29 Aug 2024 16:29:24 +0000 https://jilg.art/?p=281 I have the knowledge of a man, but I still have my toddler understanding of what this world is.

Christians see:
money = (Trade == False); // return 🛰

do cobol﹤/﹥ not cabal 👿 ▀░▄▓

 do unix﹤/﹥ no eunuchs 👿 ▀░▄▓

Hi, I’m JacobJı̊LG

When

🚀 Super fulfilled! 🐝 Loving life! 🛰

  • Sweet and kind heavenly
  • father of us all,
  • Please fulfill everybody’s
  • lacks until we are joyous
  • and independent. Please
  • keep embers of our dreams
  • alive in our times of crisis!
  • +Alias ALL /**Greedy/ Regular Expressions “for me, for me, for me” to = “for us all”
  • 🙏😔 Amen! 🌳🌳🌳
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