JiLG

I took 700 dollars of your smart phone USBs because those were meant for other girls and boys on Ninja Santas Gift List! 🇯🇵🎌💣 Merry Christmas and Arigato! 👤 *poof*

Hello! 🩵 I am Jacob Jı̊LG!

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5 WordPress blogs edited
by World Traveler Jacob JiLG
on  Apple iPhone ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Vista Emoji 🍎 Apple iPhone

🐈 🐾 Sı̊LLY Kı̊TTY 🐈‍⬛ 🐾
historically predates
🏔️🪧 SOUTH PARK ⛄️ 👲💁‍♂️😭🧒

It’s my own assumption currently for now until I meet Trey Parker. wanna date me? 🧸💌

🚀 Destiny is already there future in past tense.

❤️ blood (non toxic) 🩵 fresh air (non toxic) 🐝 Doctorate!

OR ELSE:

💜 blood (toxic) 🖤 air (toxic) 💩 attitude (bad)
🚬💩🍺 20 years (recovery) to pee my blood soot from spleenery, etc.

Described from my IRL personal MENTAL HEALTH Experience 20 Years.

Spleenery = Endocrine (Liver Kidneys Urine)

Vivify means “Command to Come Alive”.
Resurrect means “Get ready to Come Alive”.
Revive means “They are alive!”

🍏 5 = 5, but 🐍 says 5 = 6! ☦️ so juveniles all know 🕎 8 days in candles, and remember 10 = Commandments ALWAYS 10, 5 = 🧔🏻‍♀️, 6 = ✡️, 7 = 🔯 YOU WON! (always and amen!) 💕🏛️🍎 🐝🐝 Mur perfume is composed of sweet things like bee honey, so 🎄 🎅🏼🎁 Mur perfume to mask the smell of baby booty poo! 🎅🏿🎁 Gold to fund your family years! 🎅🎁 Frank (honest) Incense (party perfume), to always remember to keep an (open) Joyous Mood, Always! 🫏🎄 “Merry Christmas” is “Sheng dan jie kuai le” ✨⭐️✨

Merry ⭐️ Christmas! 🌙
✨ (圣诞节快乐) ✨

Merry ⭐️ Christmas! 🌙
✨ (圣诞节快乐) ✨

Jacob Jı̊LG Comix Cartoonist in His Back40, a Computer Arts Doctorate + Farmland Owner + Software Engineer ﹤/﹥ + World Famous Cat Cartoonist of 🐾 Sı̊LLY Kı̊TTY 🐾

I took down virginity forum when my virginity moved to Past Tense.

🔩 https://JiLG.art to Doctorate! ⚙️

🪨 I got my unironic Chapter 𝕏
https://x.com/jacobjilg

🪨 I claimed my stagnant FaceBook
https://facebook.com/JacobJiLG

🪨 I squatted my YouTube
https://youtube.com/@JacobJiLG

🪨 I never been on Instagram, but it handles itself
https://instagram.com/JacobJiLG

🗿 Bal worship? No.
I don’t care about your fertility, BUT please keep it 100 miles away from me.

🪨 TikTok, the World Cesspool of Goofballs
https://tiktok.com/@JacobJiLG

🗿 I took down “the forum” https://VirginityForum.com when my “virginity” moved to “Past Tense”.

🗿 My wife-for-life is Vēvē, Latin “Vivify” (come to life) Vēvēanne (the anne = “wife analogue”) 🍄 Peachy (Maiden Name: Pivots 🦾🎨) Veveanne Peachy Pivots

💍 Vēvē P. JiLG

🪨 Algebra = Arabic for Math
🦾 Math = Machine Nature
🗿 Algorithm = Part Life / Part Machine

🪨 https://HayTheSlough.com/ 🤠🚜🟡🐄🟡🐂🟡🦬🟡🐃💛🐎🟡🟡🐘 “Jake”, a farm boy, Son of Mark F JiLG from the 7 generations American JiLG Family Ranch of Frank JiLG, Dennis JiLG and Mark JiLG “M Brand Cattle Ranch Inc.” Thomas JiLG and Daniel JiLG

❤️ 1. Read Bible daily to best of your abilities!
❤️ 2. Pray frequently to best of your abilities!
❤️ 3. Witness Christ and GOOD willed works + Share Christ and GOOD willed works!
❤️ 4. Join church! Go to church! Hear neighbors’s joyous news + Share your joyous news!

The big4 ToDo list to be healed, whole, happy, and saved forever!

— A JacobJiLG personal dialect paraphrase of Reverend Billy Graham

Jake should has wrote this in my 20s, but since I’m 40 I ignore this my old discussion dick teen-sex-pain drama #back40 #ImTooOldBriggs #DudeLaw

Having a bent will is hell. The only true free will, is a wholesome sterile good will.

compulsion
n.
[ kom • pull • shun ]
the act of any pain-driven behavior where the actions cause one remorse for those actions

masturbation
n.
[ mast • urr • bāe • shun ]
the act of Latin “bate” (self-harming) aka tormenting/torturing the stick of “mast” (love of mother)

No man has voluntarily ever masturbated and liked it since they were under age 15. No man ever liked porn. No unmarried man ever wants a baby. Without a womb, every man considers himself his own only begotton son, and feelings of pro sex cause double the remorse when all men already have an intrinsic (inherent default nature) grudge against our own existence. 🚀 #NoFap #WisdomIsHalfTheBattle

game: https://haytheslough.com/live-for-goals/

It’s ready! Go! Goooooooooooooooooogle! You win!

🆕 September 29th 2024 🆕 I’m NOT creating anymore content for #YouTube (𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘞𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘛𝘶𝘣𝘦). Everything FROM HERE OUT, is going in my WordPress, is going in my comix book(s). YouTube is a hassle like an addiction to soda pop. It’s bad in the long run.✌️

🪖🐖 Plühaug! 🍺🐷🚬 Lufig! 🛩️🛬🛫✈️
🍣🐈 Hauvü! 🪖😻 Flying Up! 🛩️🛬🛫✈️

I’m keeping a JS Fiddle Diary of common software Level MATH GLITCHES which run as deep as rooted to Binary algorithms.

I learned of a few while scrolling 𝕏 (Twitter).

https://jilg.art/math-glitches

I made this on my iPhone. It’s NOT my workstation of choice.